The date has been set and we’d love you to come,
To celebrate our wedding, a long way for some,
All you must do is decide what to wear,
Then polish your jewellery and comb up your hair
Don’t worry about gifts; don’t buy us a yacht,
Most things that we need, we’ve already got.
Our home is quite compact; we do have to move,
Then our storage space will surely improve.
Don’t go out shopping or get yourself stressed,
We suggest you get some pre-wedding rest,
If you want to be generous, despite what we’ve said,
Then save all the hassle, and go online instead
And please remember, the most important gift to us is having you share in on our special day.